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PIER DATE SHIP MEME



Welcome to the Pier. You know this Pier, because it is every Pier. You are on a date with someone. Why here? Well look, the Pier has basically everything! There's an amusement park, complete with roller coaster and ferris wheel and fun houses and trashy food and shooting galleries. There's a boardwalk with all kinds of weird shops! There are nice restaurants and there's a nice sea breeze and there are boats for rent and a beach nearby! And for some reason, there are very few tourists around. It's practically all yours, just like in the movies.

It is the ideal place to take a date, is what I am saying. Surely there is no way anyone could take issue with it. There's so much to do!

... Alright, some prompts, if you're stuck.

1. First date! Ah, young love.
2. Not really a date stop CALLING it that gosh it's not like I'm INTERESTED this is just the cool place to hang out!!!
3. Look we're just calling it a date so we can get free samples and quicker seating at dinner. (Bonus points for going the extra mile with a fake birthday or proposal or something for free junk.)
4. An actual proposal or birthday?
5. Oh my god you saved me from drowning let's hang out?? Is mouth-to-mouth a first kiss, or...?
6. YOU'RE DRUNK. DO DRUNK THINGS?????
7. Married and on a date. Maybe with kids? Shit, where did they get to again?
8. The smut option. Surely there is somewhere you could find at this beautiful place to have sex. You filthy animals.
9. WILDCARD! Ride the tilt-a-whirl until you get really romantically sick together! Break into a broken ride? Fight a mascot?