teengirlparadise | too lazy for doors

[Welp. That sure is his Repo Man suit. That, uh. Yup. That's sure a thing that happened and really! Of all the blasted things to get out of the vending machine why this. Why couldn't he get something nice - like a picture of Shilo?]

I never did like this thing.

[Lucky for you, Nate, your good pal Kinzie is here to comfort you!]

Does it... not fit or something?

[i didn't set up this account so come up with a starter in the meantime.]

[Hmmmm decisions, decisions... Nora or Pinkie Pie, Remnant, Ponyville, or Gold Crown?]

[RNG says nora and remnant? ARE YOU READY TO HELP THE MOST DISASTROUS HUNTRESS OF ALL TIME, NORA?]

[Are you ready to BE helped by the most disastrous Huntress of all time?!

Amazingly enough, EVERYONE had managed to survive the crazy year and the crazy Vytal Festival Tournament. Everyone! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, DO YOU HEAR-- ahem. Aaaanyway, now Team JNPR were officially UPPERCLASSMEN! Well, the lowest rung of upperclassmen, but still upperclassmen. And today was a school-wide exercise in which said upperclassmen would be sparring with all the first-year students they come across. Dust help the poor soul that Nora finds first.]

[Duck still isn't exactly sure how she got into Beacon. She wants to be here, of course, she's just really not sure how she made the grade. Apparently Ozpin was impressed with her weird semblance and just didn't realize how rarely she can activate it? He had mentioned something cryptic about believing in her, so. Couldn't be worse than Headmaster Drosselmeyer at her old school, right?

Regardless, it's Upperclassman Sparring Day and... Duck has managed to get separated from her team. Everyone else seems to be partnering up with upperclassmen except for her. Great, just great... She climbs up on a bench to get a better view, hoping to maybe see... someone? Anyone!]

Hey, kiddo! Need a sparring partner?!

[Oh my gosh, it's Nora Valkyrie, RUUUN little Ducky RUUUUN!]

[That's why nobody died she existed and so absorbed all the bad luck for all the redheads.

She jumps about a foot into the air, though, and turns towards the source of the voice. SHE WATCHED THE VYTAL FESTIVAL SHE KNOWS WHO THIS IS.]

Qua- Um! That is! I was just looking for my team because they managed to get away from me and you know what they say, the more the merrier, right, and you look really excited but I think that maybe if we just wait I'm sure I'll be able to find them and...

[She looks around again, then deflates.]

They're not here. And I guess it's one v one anyway, so... okay. I accept my fate. Tell my family I loved them.

[All hail the Great Ducky! ... No seriously, everybody bow down and offer her watercress sandwiches.

Nora just grins and puts an arm around the girl, pulling her into a hug.]

Aw, come on, why're you giving up so early?!

You used a hammer to knock out an entire team at once. I watched you.

[It was frightening.]

Hee, you liked it? Gotta say, I was PRETTY happy with THAT fight!

[Not helping, Nora!]

So you know who I am! So who are you?

Oh! Uh... my name is Duck! Just Duck, it's not short for anything or anything like that. Nice to meet you!

[My goodness, you are so adorable, she could eat you without syrup!]

Same here! [And then Nora backs up and... uh-oh, that is a hammer unfolding from Nora's back.] So, ready?

As I'll ever be...

[And she pulls out... a sword! That's all it is. Just a sword.

It's sort of a hand-me-down, okay? And her dumb Semblance only activates when she or someone in her team really needs it, and the sword is only for when her Semblance won't activate.]

L-Let's go!

[Hey, swords are nothing to sneeze at. Well, maybe Weiss's sword but that's because dust can get in your nose if you're not careful and WHOA you don't want that!

Nora knows that pulling back during sparring doesn't do ANYBODY any good in the long run, but might as well give the kid some time to pick a strategy. So she shoots a grenade into the ground LAUNCHING her yard and yards into the air above!]

[Oh boy, that's sure something. Luckily, Duck knows a thing or two about air trajectories! So once she's sure exactly where Nora's heading, she is going to run away to the right from there. Blocking an attack like whatever that's setting up for seems like a Bad Idea.]

[Where she's headed? Straight down, of course! Nora lets out a whoop as she reaches the peak of her rocket, and on the fall she readies Magnhild for a MIGHTY swing like the ground they were standing on was a bell-ringer game, using the impact to push her into a run towards Duck!]

Eep!

[SHE WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS, WITH THE RUNNING AND SUCH. Okay, no, she's not going to get anywhere by running. She stands her ground and holds her sword forward. She can... probably predict and block Nora's attack, when it comes?]

[Predict, yes. Block... better get ready for Nora's famous punch! Good thing it's a clear, sunny day and they're far from electrical sources, right?]

[you're gonna have to come up with the starter for this one it's 2am and I'm really sleepy.]

[you thought I was joking when I said I was gonna tag everything BUT I WASN'T IN THE SLIGHTEST. also: totally hypothetical murdergame fun.]

Blake! [That's a Ruby running up to you.] I'm so glad you're here. Have you seen Yang or Weiss?

Ruby?

[Blake starts a little because yeah no she wasn't expecting a familiar face either, but then a corner of her mouth turns upwards in a smile-ish way. It's hard to be gloomy around you, kid.]

You're the first person I've recognized here.

[Are you ready for a pink plastic unicorn cat to come and greet you, Tomoko? OF COURSE YOU ARE.]

Hiiiii! My name is ~*Princess Unikitty*~, what's yours?

[Don't mind the plastic lego stars that are now littering the floor because they appeared when Unikitty said her name. Just ignore them.]

Oh pardon me!

[Don't look now Tomoko but a busty girl in your school uniform just bumped into you and dropped all her books as well as fell on her butt. Classic dating sim scenario.]

[~~flowers in the attic au~~ I MEAN. I dunno, let's just go with Cosmos and say Weiss is running up to Winter because Winter sense! Totally a thing!]

Winter!

[Her eyes widen a little in surprise, but wherever this is she's using all her military training to hold her composure. THIS PLACE IS WEIRD, LI'L SIS. There's fondness to her voice when she speaks, though, and some noticeable relief.]

Weiss.

Hanabusa-san! [Haru is so glad you're here! Where is here? Probably a murdergame. It's very 2am. I'm only so creative.] Haru's glad to see you here.

Ah, Haru! How good to see you. At least there's one familiar face.

[Meanwhile in her head: FURIOUS BUZZING NOISES]

Edited 2016-01-14 18:07 (UTC)

[Now Mabel had quite the dilemma here. She had so many sweaters and she just didn't know which one to pick! Should she pick the green one or the pink one...? Which seemed to fit better for the mood of the day...?

Oooohhhh, just which one did she feel like wearing today? This was a serious problem here!!]

[Why was Pacifica even here to offer her opinion? Uh... wendigos. When in doubt, it was probably wendigos. Sure. Those utter rapscallions, forcing Pacifica Northwest to stay over at the Mystery Shack. The thread count on the sheets here is miserable, how do you people even live?

She walked up behind Mabel, frowning a little in thought.]

Somehow I didn't realize you actually had this many sweaters.

[And in the middle of her search, Mabel couldn't help but give off a proud and confident smile!]

Of course! A girl's gotta have sweaters for the occassion! See! [She said before holding up a rabbit sweater] This one is for Easter! [Then a pillow sweater] This one of for sleepovers! And oh! This one too! [She said before showing her a magical wand on her sweater!]

I could go on and on you know!

Edited 2016-09-28 05:27 (UTC)

too lazy for doors

Kinzie Kensington | Saints Row Series

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Duck | Princess Tutu

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Nio Hashiri | Akuma no Riddle

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Blake Belladonna | RWBY

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Tomoko Kuroki | WataMote

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Winter Schnee | The (also a) Gun Show

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Sumireko Hanabusa | Akuma no Riddle

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Pacifica Northwest | Gravity Falls

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Pyrrha Nikos | it's got a W in it and it rhymes with swooby

Rika Furude | Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

Satsuki Kiryuin | Kill la Kill

Marry Kozakura | Kagerou Project

Nico Niiyama | Kiznaiver

Rayfa Padma Kura'in | Ace Attorney

Ennis | Baccano!